I was re-watching the highest-grossing R-rated comedy ever this week and after thinking about it, I got a bit angry about legality, polite convention and political correctness.
A few thoughts/questions to ponder came to mind:
-Is it illegal (or just frowned upon) to use your neighbor’s cable and wi-fi if it’s readily accessible in your apartment?
-Is it illegal (or just frowned upon) to quietly detach (and keep) a $20 bill stuck to a vision-impaired adult’s shoe?
-Is it illegal (or just frowned upon) to reverse your college floormate’s peephole and organize “Cinéma Vérité” viewing parties in the hall when his girlfriend visits during the day?
-Is it illegal (or just frowned upon) to loudly pass gas while immediately adjacent to law enforcement?
Clearly these are all “6 to one, half a dozen to the other” scenarios, right? Of course.
Why am I angry? Because in “The Hangover” they all automatically dismissed and persecuted Alan for expressing his perfectly valid thoughts on whether card counting (and masterbating on airplanes for that matter), are illegal or just “frowned upon.”
It’s incredibly unjust for today’s “nanny state” citizens to force their radically “polite” views on others!
Judge not, lest ye be judged!
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