Mayor Michael Bloomberg is cast as a benevolent Mr. Mom or “He-Nanny” who watches out for New Yorkers, wipes their mouths and fannies, and keeps them safe from evil sugar and 2nd hand smoke. I’m here to tell you that something else may be afoot… something more sinister and malevolent.
What is certain is that he’s trying to make NYers fat; consider these events:
-He cancelled Halloween and trick or treating so now people will eat all the candy themselves and get fat.
-The YMCA is again closed today which probably is due to some sort of government meddling or funding or tax issues (the ‘C’ stands for Christian so you never know). No exercise = fat.
-And with no more smoking or large soft drinks allowed, people are drinking more high calorie beer and Red Bull every day! More calories = fat and since smoking also curbs appetite, this = double fat.