Something horrible happened.
It seems someone farted.
All parties present were known for eating spicy ground meats and chick peas, which as we know are significant poisonous gas producers.
The United Nations sent inspectors in, and it’s expected to take several weeks to confirm that someone farted.
But it’s unlikely that the Inspectors will be able to identify WHO farted.
The Brits are disgusted that someone farted, but want nothing to do with it.
The French are worried that the fart may have Been in their general direction.
The Russians are sniffing the air and while they can smell the residual fart aroma, they are more interested In having all potential future farters adhere to international bowel movement conventions.
But the Americans want to confirm who dealt it, and shove a cork up their ass.